We believe arms dealers should be put under a vest.<\/p>
That includes you, you hench henchman, dealing out those arms of yours in the gym.<\/p>
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We can't think of a similar pun for legs, which is why we only make a vest for the upper body, not the lower body.<\/p>
On leg days, you're going to be stuck with nothing decent to wear.<\/p>
We don't do leggings bro.<\/p>
You're still reading? OK, um, to make a statement on the lower body try wearing a kilt* to your workout, because literally no one else does that.<\/p>
Or just skip leg day, everyone else does that.<\/p>
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*Not advised for pilates.<\/p>
Or group cycle. <\/p>
Or bums and tums.<\/p>
Or mums and bums and tums. <\/p>
Or buns and bums and bantams.<\/p>
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