50% Post-Consumer Organic Cotton. 150% Fashion Statement.<\/p>
This t-shirt answers THE question that the person is asking in their head as they look you up and down right now in Cobham Waitrose.<\/p>
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They've noticed your bulging quad muscles (although that could just be the paper napkins still in your pockets after a cheeky Greggs sausage roll last week, you took spares incase it made a mess in the car).<\/p>
They've noticed that you've put Lynx Africa shower gel in your basket. Clearly a man with taste and money to spend on the sweet and yet musky smell of success.<\/p>
They've also noticed the tube of tooth whitening toothpaste you just picked off the shelf.<\/p>
This suggests you are literally 'minted' whilst also acutely aware of the value of a dazzling smile.<\/p>
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They are literally about to ask you who you are.<\/p>
You look familiar somehow.<\/p>
Their hand reaches for their phone, ready to get a selfie with you, depending on how you answer their next question... \"Are you a footballer?\"<\/strong><\/p> <\/p> You hesitate.<\/p> Even you are no longer sure if you are or aren't.<\/p> Suddenly lines seem blurred.<\/p> You pull open your Barbour jacket to look down at the slogan on your chest to be reminded whether you are or aren't.<\/p> <\/p> It says \"Yes. I'm a footballer.\"<\/p> You point to the t-shirt (nice t shirt by the way).<\/p> <\/p> Clever: You've just pulled the old double bluff!<\/p> If you really were a footballer would your t-shirt actually say so?<\/p> In theory people wouldn't need to ask. 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