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This t-shirt answers THE question that the person is asking in their head as they look you up and down right now in Cobham Waitrose.<\/p>
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They've noticed your bulging quad muscles (although that could just be the paper napkins still in your pockets after a cheeky Greggs sausage roll last week, you took spares incase it made a mess in the car).<\/p>
They've noticed that you've put Lynx Africa shower gel in your basket. Clearly a man with taste and money to spend on the sweet and yet musky smell of success.<\/p>
They've also noticed the tube of tooth whitening toothpaste you just picked off the shelf.<\/p>
This suggests you are literally 'minted' whilst also acutely aware of the value of a dazzling smile.<\/p>
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They are now about to ask you who you are.<\/p>
You must look familiar somehow.<\/p>
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