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Bookham. Not as show offie as Cobham.<\/strong><\/p>

You wish you could have afforded Cobham, but you ended up in Bookham.<\/p>

Bookham high street doesn't even have a Waitrose. <\/p>

If you asked for the Coppa Club around here you'd be directed to the plumber's merchant at the top of the high street (they're very good by the way).<\/p>

Why doesn't Bookham have an Ivy like Cobham does?<\/p>

Or a BMW garage?<\/p>

You've tried to see the positives: Cobham is full of gated properties, that's not very neighbourly is it? All those pro footballers, bet they can't put a shelf up straight.<\/p>

But when a friendly face comes knocking at your door in Bookham to lift \u00a32 off you for the Bookham residents newsletter, you mutter \"daylight robbery\" and wonder if electric gates aren't such a bad idea...<\/p>

You're suffering inner turmoil.<\/strong><\/p>

This tee shirt was made to help people like you!<\/p>

<\/p>

We're celebrating the part of you that did choose Bookham, and that this little 'bungalow kingdom of fun and safe living' chose you right back!<\/p>

Let's face it, Bookham is the reserve of the thinking gentleman.<\/p>

There's no flash Harries here in their big cars, they can't get them down the high street.<\/p>

<\/p>

In fact, now you really think about it, crikey Cobham is so obvious, it seems predictable, dare you say it 'common', there you just said it.<\/p>

Now your mood has changed.<\/p>

Say it again! Common.<\/p>

Now shout it out. 'COMMON'<\/p>

<\/p>

Bookham common?! You're anything but.<\/p>

You're someone who has learned to appreciate the finer things in life like the sensible layout of the COOP car park, and a square roundabout.<\/p>

Now you know you're not as show offie as the Cobham lot.<\/p>

Thank goodness.<\/p>

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